lost in translation

yesterday i went on a lovely outing with shelly to the plant souk (market).  at the souk it's just plant shop after plant shop for probably a mile or so.  anyway, we were walking and chatting and looking at plants and shelly was helping me pick out plants that i hopefully won't kill.  she suggested that we look for these bead things that you put in the soil and then they help keep moisture inside the soil so people like me don't kill their plants.  we looked and looked and finally found the beads. 
here is what the instructions on the back of the package say: (please read carefully!!)

1. open to wrap to take out, soak it by few drinking water the quantity take just drowning it as proper, calmed down to place for 10-20 minutes, treated if to deliver bulge, added 1000 - 1600g water again. 

2.  need 10 - 48 hours to inflate well, filter the surplus humidity, pack to go into the transparent container that can increase its pleasant impression.

3.  join the plant nourishment liquid, can plant indoor green plant.

4.  join fragrance extract and its increases melting agent, can make gorgeous perfume bead.

5.  can also used for an other infoor decorate, inflation toy, candlestick, etc.

regulation:

make the sunlight keep shoot not

avoid eating its mistake

the usage of the child, should be serve as guardian by the parent.

appearing to lose a water a dry empress can add a water to make it once more absorb water an inflation, can absorb to release a water again and again.

normal usage, the term can reach to for a year above.

MADE IN CHINA

awesome.  i loved the package so much that even if i didn't want what was in the package, i was buying it!  anyway, we had a lovely day and i bought some nice plants for my apartment. 
we finished off our outing with a yummy lunch and some photo developing!  fun, fun, fun!!  thanks shelly :)