my most shameful purchase.

is there anything worse than shopping for jeans?

all my life, it's been a horrible, dreadful chore.

and last year - when i graduated to designer denim

after finding that one pair of jeans with a fit i love, finding the next pair was back to regular ol' horribleness.

i don't know what it is... the hip to knee ratio?... the low rise, high rise, just-right rise, please?

can someone please make me a perfect pair of jeans that fit just right all over?

oh, wait....

there's this strange kink in the universe that align me + your most basic pair of $39 american eagle jeans.

i hate american eagle.

but their jeans.... of all the jeans in the world.... fit my body.