WTF is this?

Yet another edition of the game WTF is this?

Is that spooge on the eyebrow?

Suns II

This tattoo is a distant cousin of the last tattoo on this post. It definitely joins the top-10 worst tattoos I've seen so far. I realize both are probably coverups, but when is a huge black, scarred blob better than a scratchy, faded, regrettable tattoo? I think never.


And this one is just generally bad. If it was a wizard at least it would get bonus points for cool idea, but a surly sun-dude is just kind of confusing.

Sorry!

I'm super busy at work now, so this blog will suffer for the next few weeks. Please bear with me.

I haven't known where to post this, so I've been hanging on to it for a while. It seems appropriate for this post. Just sit down, relax, and please be patient.



P.S. feel free to email me bad tattoo pictures and save me some of the legwork!


***** EDIT
I got a few comments saying it's a good tattoo. Please note the label for this post is "good execution, bad idea". I will agree that pretty much any tattoo that is executed well isn't truly going to be an AWFUL tattoo, but you have to agree that getting a chair tattooed on you is a little over the top!!!

Arnold goes 60

Idag fyller världens bästa Arnold år också! Det firas med en blogg och en lista på Arnolds fem bästa moments, enligt mig:

1. 1. När han berömmer sig själv för att vara en fantastiskt bra look-alike i Den siste actionhjälten

2. När han ror en uppblåsbar båt enbart iklädd ett par kalsonger (det kan vara badbyxor också, jag minns inte för min dåvarande pojkvän och hans bästis skrek för mycket) och massvis med muskler för att sedan iklä sig en enorm mängd vapen i Commando.

3. "Hasta la vista" ur Terminator.

4. När han vann Mr Universe 5 år i rad.

5. Alla filmer som förutsätter att Arnold kommer bli president. T ex Dr Who och The Simpsons Movie. Arnold for president!

That's enough of that shit.

R.I.P. Ingmar Bergman

Ingmar Bergman är död. Det är sorgligt. Inte för att jag sett så mycket av honom, typ ingenting, men jag har tänkt se Fanny & Alexander aslänge. Inte för att vara kulturell utan för att vi speedade igenom den en gång på teaterkunskapen och den verkade väldigt bra.

Men jag tyckte iaf att han förtjänade en liten blogg ändå. Kultursektorn planerar minnesceremoni i början av terminen, vi får se hur det blir med det.

Jag antar att han borde ägnat mer tid åt att spela schack och mindre åt regi. Eller nej, det är nog bra att han inte gjorde det ändå.

That's enough of that shit.

It all started at harbour front, just the four of us. XD
With NO home works, NO projects, NO tests and NO nothing. :D
There will ONLY be fun. ^^

can u see Don right at the back? XD

spill no secrets pls!
HAHA! some discovery by ME!
and the fun continued XD
she joined in the fun ! hahahahahah. ;)

Guess what? :) We went to catch the fireworks at NDP marina bay. Although it only lasted for 4 short minutes, but it was awesome. About the kiasu Singaporeans? haha. After the fireworks so call "ended", everyone rushed off to the exit immediately. hahahahahahah. Squeezing and pushing through the crowd. ._. ''' To their surprise, the firework had not ended yet. XD It had only paused for a minute or so! HAHAHHAHHA. Everyone looked so shock! O_O hahahahahaha. It lasted for another minute or so. :)) haha. Yeah! This time, the fireworks really ended! XD

Text tattoos

I am sure there are WAYYY more bad text/ script tattoos out there, but I didn't try to find any of these. They just dropped in my lap as I was searching for other things. One of these days I am going to specifically look for bad text tattoos and I am sure I will find a million of them.

UnfuckwithablE
the funniest part is the capital E at the end. And also the font, which is exactly what I would have chosen when I was 14 and still thought I was goth.


I think the word "SOUTHPAW" is flying out of the guy's skin, but why he would get this tattooed on him I don't know. It's a venue/club in NYC... does it mean anything else? The fact that it has flaps of skin tattooed around it is what puts it into this blog.


I have no idea what this means (the photo is named "iwillnotbedenied.jpg" so I assume that's what it is), but if they're going to have letters coming up out of the smoke, shouldn't they look like smoke and not block characters?


Goth meets Graffiti meets Detroit. I really don't know why I find this so funny.


sdkfhsdkfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkh!!!!! WHY?????


The best part about this (besides the worst bubble lettering ever) is that it is in quotes. He's not REALLY a bad boy.

It's my first formal presentation today. Well, it wasn't that bad after all. XD

do i look smart or what? XD

=x

I've the sweetest cousin in the whole wide world.

what more would i ask for? XD

Some more bad portraits

When I first saw this tattoo, I thought the artist was going for a watercolor french impressionist painting style, but then I saw the terrible lettering under the tattoos and realized it's probably the work of a really bad artist.


This was pointed out to me by one of my readers. Thanks, Steph!


This is the worst Betty Page I have seen. The triangle boobs are a little disturbing, but no big deal. The mushface is terrible but I'd like to think that when the tattoo heals it will look better. What is inexcusable, however, is the arms and hands. Especially the right arm. She looks like a T-Rex on one side. Plus she has major camel toe in the armpit area.


And finally... this isn't so much incompetent as ridiculous. The moon baby is kinda cute, but the sun has the biggest nose in the universe and shark teeth. At least the script is done really well.

The worst tattoo I have ever seen

Words cannot describe how terrible this is. What were they thinking?!

What a long day i had, and it's still not coming to an end. -___- There's so much to do, yet so little time. I need more time!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. KAME! KAME! KAME! ;) God bless us!

Aja Aja Fight!~










cheese fries- you won't want to know about it, it's an insider's joke.

07/24/07 never forget

Yesterday was a very special day for me. My right sleeve is finished, after two years of working on it! My tattoo artist is Myles Karr, his website is gloriousdeep.com and he is amazing. We figured out that it has been about 50 hours of work overall. I love that it is so busy and crowded, it's like the awesome old fantasy/ biker tattoos I've been posting, but rad.

Anyway, here are some crappy cellphone pictures that I took this morning, and then some old pictures of the half sleeve. I'll try and get some better ones soon.

Here's one with my whole sleeve so you can get the general idea of how awesome the whole thing is together.


Close up of the protector demon


This is my favorite part of the tattoo-- where all the sections come together. The blue and yellow guy is flayed human skin turned into a cape.


Shiny closeup of the birds. The one you can see has intestines in it's mouth. The other one has a heart in it's mouth.


and old pictures of the top half of the sleeve (some with the dragon, some unfinished & without):
one
two
three
four

I really need to take pictures of the whole arm piece by piece so the whole thing is documented correctly, but I need a friend with an awesome camera to help out with that, so it might be a while!

Anyway, sorry for the break from awful tattoos, I will get right on to posting some terrible ones for you shortly.

xo
Alice

Finally, I'm here! ;) Looks like my blog is starting to collect dust. haha.

NO readers
NO updates
NO happenings
NO nth

haha. Oh well, at least i got the mood to blog. :)
I've been really busy during the whole of last week. Let's see. I studied for my tests and did my projects. ^^ What a good girl I've been recently. haha. Aren't you people out there proud of me?!??! XD Especially you- MISS KELLY LUO PEI YU. haha. By the way, i really really miss you lots. :) hugs & kisses!








what should i say to LOVE?
LOVE is blind
LOVE is childish

SO, if you are in love, you are either blind or childish. XD

Oh, The Horror!

Horror tattoos, in one form or another...

First, the amazing back pieces:





And second, the bad guys.

The shine on this one makes it hard to see, but to me it looks like a big blob of cow manure with teeth and horns attached to it.


Look at the shading in the hat. It's sooo scratched and uneven. And the skin is supposed to look messed up, but not like there are a million triangles glued to his face.

Free For All Friday

I found a bunch of amazing tattoos today but none that really fit into any good theme. I'm about to rush out of work and go to a wedding this weekend, and my brain is kind of frazzled from some intense video footage I've been working on, so I'm just going to post the pictures and let you guys decide where they fit yourselves.

Have an awesome weekend!

xo

Free For All Friday

I found a bunch of amazing tattoos today but none that really fit into any good theme. I'm about to rush out of work and go to a wedding this weekend, and my brain is kind of frazzled from some intense video footage I've been working on, so I'm just going to post the pictures and let you guys decide where they fit yourselves.

Have an awesome weekend!

xo