what did one goose say to the other goose???

we were riding the motorbike to work on friday morning, as usual, and there on the side of the road were these two geese.  they are always there.  in the same spot.  awaiting their fate.  but on this particular morning, something was different.  they are the type of goose that is all white with orange feet and beaks but on friday, they had clearly been playing in the mud.  they were both really dirty but one of the geese had wet brown mud all over his beak.  immediately the following conversation popped in my head:

GOOSE 1:  ahhhh...do i have something on my face??

GOOSE 2:  no way bro!  you're good.  

GOOSE 1: oh ok good!  thanks man!

then i laughed out loud.  and told kelly.  he didn't think it was funny.  he thought i was weird.  

then the following conversation popped in my head:

GOOSE 2:  dude, you have mud ALL over your face!

GOOSE 1:  really?!?  where??  *wipes his beak with his wing* did i get it???

GOOSE 2: *rolls his eyes* ya you got it alright...*walks away from goose 1*

then i laughed out loud.  and told kelly.  he didn't think this was funny either!  he thought i was REALLY weird.

i proceeded to laugh to myself all day, every time i thought about the geese.  in fact, i still think its funny.  cause ducks must talk to each other right?!  i wonder what those two will be up to tomorrow morning....???