the bach: 6.

{a crying michelle money. bonus!}

i can't keep up with the bachelor recaps. it's silly. and entirely over done. so tonight, and maybe for as long as she's around, is brought to you by the CRAZY michelle money and the nonsense that spits out of that whacked out head of hers.

on chantal o.:

"for me, i just feel like she's really agressive. really, overly confident. almost, like, egotistical."

on the rain:

"it makes me happy to think the rain has completey ruined their one on one date. there's a chance it could be the worst date brad's ever been on."

on the group date activity:

"to be very honest with you, i'm pissed. on our one on one date, brad and i made a pact that we would never repel down anything with anyone else."

"it's really annoying seeing brad being so nice to the other girls. it is, i'm gonna say it. whether or not he remembers it, we had a pact. if we're gonna repel again, we're gonna repel together." *enter physical abuse and curse words*

"i know there's going to be a rose tonight, and i'm 100% confident that i'm going to get it."

*craziness craziness craziness * yada yada yada * "it's none of my business, but from what i know... i don't see you with her. i don't. and i'm not just saying that because, like, i want you to end up with me. i'm saying that because i care about you. i don't see you with her."

WORLD'S WORST BRAID IN HER HAIR.

on sending ali home:

"it was a good choice. she's not for you. i don't like that you kept chantal. it bothered me. it still bothers me. 100% i can look you in the eyes and tell you that if you end up with chantal, it will be a huge mistake. any other questions you have? anything else?"

on brad, to brad:

"i was pissed. i was pissed at you a lot yesterday. you frustrate me sometimes. but i want you to figure it out on your own."

and then there's brad, on michelle:

"i really like michelle. i really really like michelle. what i don't like is when michelle get pissed off at me for nothing."

i don't even get what's going on here..........