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Monday, August 29, 2011

pecking order.

i went shopping this weekend at the outlets in park city.
it was pure torture.... seeing as how i'm three days shy of the end of The Project.
the fall line up at the j.crew outlet had me squirming in my seat.
like, i almost had to excuse myself from the store.
instead, i settled for wandering the crew cuts corner, admiring all the mini things i do not have use for.

torturous, though, in the real sense of the word was the gap outlet.
WHO DUG UP THE ARGYLE SWEATER-VESTS-FOR-HER PATTERNS FROM 1994?
teal, hot pink + purple color combo, n' all.
that gap employee should be fired.
i literally excused myself from that store and its heaven flavored perfume overstock . i couldn't handle it.

got me thinking... there's a pecking order to the quality of life provided while shopping/visiting these stores.  here's how i see it.

{how I see it.  you might see it differently, and that's okay. just, let's not shop together if old navy + forever 21 are on the top of your list} 

from the top:

j.crew  |  anthropologie  |  nordstrom

j.crew outlet

hip + humble

target
{but not the merona section.  please no, not the merona section}




banana republic outlet


gap




{space used for emphatic purposes}



gap outlet
day pass to hell
the m.a.c. counter
old navy





bebe

dress barn








forever 21









{imagine this space to the 10th power.}










old navy outlet


seriously, i would rather go to hell + the dress barn than the old navy outlet.
it is theWORST.

what am i missing?
how would your list shake out?

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