lunch time randoms.

the engineers + i are in a constant game of slug bug wherever we go.

some of us are better than others, some feel disadvantaged when they have to sit in the back or be the driver. but it's ongoing and completely juvenile.

we don't hit... that would require touching... instead we just call it out for bragging rights.

it takes all of my restraint not to call out a slug bug when i'm in the company of others.

i might call slug bug when i'm in your car. ignore me.

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i was a math tutor in college.  got paid $5.45/hour.  worked every night from 5-7 p.m.

YOU GUYS, i was a math tutor.

i can't solve for x for the life of me.

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i won $204 on the radio the year i moved to salt lake.

i entered the contest online... they announced my name at 9 a.m. for $102.  when the winner of the 2 p.m. winnings didn't call back in 10 minutes, i won her $102, too.  dang 5 p.m. drawing winner called back asap.

i took my winnings to vegas and.... like, shopped, at sephora + the gap.

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when walking through the aisle of a clothing store, i'll pull the hangers to the front of the rack... for fear i'll run right into a shiny metal bar and poke my eye out.

you're welcome target employees.

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the guy at the mcdonald's down the street from my office has made a full transition from male to female.  pink uniform and all. over the course of six years of diet coke runs, i've watched him transition.  he's come so far.