it came to me late last night... while planning a bachelor pad finale watching party with twitter friend - and, like, way too cool for me - susan.
men have sports bars to watch the big game. and, i mean, think of march madness - the sports bars are loaded full of men, channeling their inner multi-tasker to catch every game on every tv in every corner of the bar.... it's hard work!
THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERY MONDAY NIGHT.
the bachelor pad.
real housewives.
yada.
so.
now accepting angel investors for the reality tv bar.
we'll show bravo on at least three screens: rachel zoe, real housewives, the bethenny show de jour.
there will always have a dancing show on.
and something to do with weight loss for those of you who are into that kind of stuff.
the emily henderson or novagratz from hgtv.
intervention, obsessed, or the hoarders show from a&e.
and of course, the big screen will be dedicated to the current bachelor saga.
we'll serve diet coke and cupcakes and lots of salads. but if we're going to be real - everything cheesey, hot, and gooey, because real women like real food.
there will probably be a crafting table, too. they go hand in hand.
girls and gay men allowed.
husbands pay at the door.
what else should we show on the big screens?
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