my friends still think it's fun to play "i've never". you know, the game where the most naive, inexperienced one wins... or loses? playing the game with the same people for the 824th time is hard.... but. playing with a felon is always a zinger. "i've never been to jail" is a total gimme game point.
pin.
i've never done the gang shower thing or made hairspray from grape jelly purchased through commissary, but here's a list of my own i've never zingers:
i've never...
... driven a stick shift
... mowed a lawn
... operated a cash register
... or a credit card machine
... been to cabela's
... eaten costco pizza
... changed a tire
... been to an nfl game
... nor nba
... zumba'd, yoga'd, pilates'd
... heard the sound of my solo singing voice
... been to the golden corral or chuck-o-rama
... made a purchase at REI
... seen goonies, the toy stories cartoons, or a star wars movie
... cursed
totally normal things that everyone else seems to have already done by the time they're 29.85. but not me.
and about that stick shift thing? i've heard it all before. i've been driving for 14 years and never been in such a jam that life could not move forward until i got behind the wheel of a standard transmission. not ever. i have no intention of learning... not until i'm married to the man who loves me more than his car.
p.s. can't whistle or wink either.
i want to hear your i've nevers.
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