my boss sneezed when his eyes caught a glimpse of my gold shoes in the sunlight.
one of those sun sneezes, you know?
shocking to the eyes, i suppose.
which reminded me:
i went on a date once, wearing my gold shoes thankyouverymuch, with a guy who pointed out the oddity of a girl with gold shoes.
"i don't think i've ever owned shoes that weren't black, brown, or camouflaged," he said.
CAMOUFLAGED!
that was the 23635th nail in the coffin that night.
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