reality tv husband.

a handful of bubble gum thoughts on television:

1. yesterday greg suggested i shift the focus of The Project from a strict spending freeze to a fast from television. i told him "helllllll no."

2. bestie jen told me someone said to her "aubry watches a lot of tv, doesn't she?"

2a. you're a fool if you think bestie jen isn't going to tell me something someone said about me.

2b. you're right. i love tv. especially really trashy reality tv and voyeuristic documentaries about really messed up people.

3. maybe because of the proximity to the bachelor, the phrase "reality tv husband" might bring to mind thoughts of bachelor brad, but i'm not talking about anyone that contrived or predictable.

4. do you watch bethenny ever after? {formerly known as bethenny getting married or the real housewives of new york city} i do and i love it.

5. in the world i share with other reality tv-loving friends, we've devoted a decent amount of time around the dinner table to a discussions about which real housewife we're most like. totally normal, right? general consensus says bethenney is "my" housewife. head strong, business woman, knows her way around the kitchen, practical, works so freaking hard to get what she wants, single - during the housewive seasons, anyway - loud, tells it like it is, well adjusted, not too emotional until she reaches her breaking point, yada yada.

pretty much, we're the same with the exception of the skinnygirl margarita business and the 7 months pregnant on her wedding day thang.

well.

robin sent me a text message the other day while watching bethenny ever after that said, "bethenny and jason are the best. you need to find a husband like jason hoppy."

i couldn't agree more.

the stable, manhattan business man who allows bethenny to keep her miss independent spirit and gently coaxes her to embrace "normal" family traditions.

where's my jason hoppy?

i'd take him or rachel zoe's rodger.

in short.... i need a bravo tv husband. the rich and successful kind who tolerates the lifestyle of a bravo tv woman.