this just in...
jeff and lucy just made another one of these!oh man, what if it's a girl baby? what will that poor girl do with two {torturous} older brothers? will they balance half eaten apples above her bedroom door for a perfect cartoon-esque head "bonk" when she opens it? will they spit their gum on her when they pass her in the halls in high school? will they wrestle her to the ground in front of their friends, steal her shoes, and throw them across the lawn in the middle of school lunch when she tries to coordinate a ride home while their mom has been suddenly hospitalized for a mysterious illness?
of course not. loving older brothers don't do that kind of stuff.
but if they do... they'll make one tough little sister out of her.
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