there's a feud in the house.

right now... RIGHT NOW... there's contention in the house. the air's been thick in the home for a while now... and i don't see it letting up any time soon.

THE HOUSE IS SO FREAKING HOT!

74 DEGREES {AND SOMETIMES HIGHER} IS TOO HOT!

but not everyone in the house agrees. you see, jen and i don't have problems agreeing on ANYTHING {other than our taste in men...} except the temperature in the home. i mean this literally - sweet HELL, it's so hot in my house!

some people in the house have the core body temperature of a reptile in the frozen tundra... while the rest of us live it up at a very humanly 98.6 degrees.

in the dark of the night someone's been known to turn the thermostat up. usually followed a few hours later by a scream of heat stroke from someone else in the house {maybe me} who feels like they've been smothered in a thousand blankets.

this morning, somewhere between ironing my sunday best and blow-drying my hair i nearly fell over with heat exhaustion. aaaand then i yelled something like "it is SO hot in this house!"

to which jen replied, "no! it's not. i'm freezing. f-r-e-e-z-i-n-g."

and then, i said "you know, thermostats in the mansions in heaven don't even get this high. you might not survive there..."

IT IS SO HOT IN MY HOUSE.

HELP.