"i think she's uglier in person. and she's got thicker thighs than i do."

 stolen straight from jenna's facebook page. it's just so perfect.

"relationships are all about trust and diving head first into the unknown. things like overcoming fears can only make that relationship stronger. if emily and i can climb to the top of the bay bridge together, there's no telling how far we can take this relationship." - ben.

"this isn't disneyland, this is an actual, physical caltrans climb on the bay bridge." - a state employee, paid by failing california tax payer money.

"TALK TO ME GOOSE." - ben, to the girl he barely knows.

"i'm there for her, i'm here for her. i did the only thing i could do for her. i gave her a kiss." - ben.

"a bridge takes two things that are seperate and brings them together" - a forgettable bachelorette.

"my parents were older when i was born. my mom was 33 when she had me." - ben.

"it's fun. i don't think there will be any drama tonight." - ben.

{enter very short lived shawwwwwntellllll drama.}

scenes from the next:

PARK CITY, UTAH. helllllo!? who knew about this? did you know this happened? amazing. 

i think it calls for a party. utah girls watching non-utah girls "love the outdoors" in our state.

i think i saw a glimpse of the bachelor at the big + rich concert at the state fair. remember when i went to that?