who what where when why wednesday.

q:

if you could multiply yourself, what would your other selves be + do?

a:

there would definitely be Dynamic Aubry.

 

dynamic aubry focuses her days - and nights - climbing the corporate ladder, politely knocking people out of her way all the way up. she's connected and revels in being everyone's go-to problem solver and networker.

pop culture aubry gets to devote her time to the netflix + dvr queue. she'd also be current on celebrity tweets, tmz, people.com, and e! news.

righteous aubry is capable of throwing out something like, "in my study of thessalonians the yesterday morning..." in everyday conversation and intelligently speaking to the scriptures she so wholly believe in.

gluttonous aubry bakes and eats and orders out without thought or concern. and enjoys it. there is dessert at every meal.

spandex aubry makes time to run - a hobby she increasingly loves so much and craves every day. she does an hour of cardio in the morning and equal parts strength training in the evening.

 creative aubry crafts day and night and operates her successful online shop of handmade goods effortlessly.

servant girl aubry cleans the house - including but not limited to scrubbed baseboards and sparkling tub surrounds. she is the ethnic make-up of your choice.

baby mama aubry found the downtown banker of her dreams and had his babies - two of them. she dresses them in clever finds from shops that are not old navy, gap kids, or children's place.  they have play group in the park in the morning with her equally fashion forward friends and their equally adorable children before stroller-stride-ing it to the local bakery for girls lunch down the street. she's in charge of book club and recipe club next month, but she's already read her books and prepared her grocery list.

why aren't there 8 of me?