yesterday i was out shopping with the lovely miss shelly and the fab miss yo, when into the large department store walks a guy looking like this:
ok so he wasn't wearing the head scarf, but he WAS carrying a massive falcon! i almost peed my pants! i am so scared of birds so imagine my heart as a large wild bird goes walking by my on the arm of a man, IN a store! and it was looking at me!!!!
on the way out of the store it had it's eyes covered like this one, but on the way in, we made eye contact. it was terrifying. i must admit i was a bit intrigued when the man and the bird were far, far away from me...because who brings a falcon into a store?!?! but apparently this isn't entirely uncommon here. i just hope i don't have any more close encounters!!
p.s. cindy, when you come to visit, we will avoid shops that are frequented by falcon bearing men.
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