contrary to popular belief...

my married friends tell me they think all single people are rich. silly. i don't know what makes them think that...

maybe it's my $75 eyelashes habit...

or the time i spent equal amounts on cleaning products available only in yuppy boutiques

{dawn and pledge, what?}

but just because i have a few crazy indulgences, i'm here to make a case for myself. sometimes i'm not a very reasonable spender... but sometimes i reeallllly really am.

like...

how about my denim collection? ZERO designer denim. all gap and american eagle. all $29 - $39 - $49 jeans.

or the fact that i DON'T want a diamond wedding ring? a flat, flush, semi-precious metal will do.

or even a wedding... i don't want that either. just a ceremony.

{that is SO reasonable. and so contrary to the female kind}

and instead of buying make-up brush cleanser, i use dish soap to wash my brushes. i mean, that's big.

how about $1 suave shampoo and conditioner?

... in addition to hair product-less sitch i've got going on.

and even though i have 65 pairs of shoes {i commented about this the other day on facebook. i thought i only had 64... but then i found a pair i've never worn in a bag in the corner of my bedroom.} i've bought most of them at ross. $20 or less.

so.....

i'm reasonable.