high gloss red.

some people sow their wild oats with parties and booze.

i choose bright shiny paint.

i've gotta get it all out now.

while i'm single

and don't have to compromise on color.

i don't expect there to be a man out there who will find a pink bathroom acceptable.

and as if the pink bathroom isn't loud enough...

i took on a new arts and crafts project today.

it started with the biggest, gaudiest mirror at ross.

i set up shop in the driveway.

all the neighbors were staring.

and before long, the mirror went from cheap antique bronze to high gloss red. 

installation, though, will require the assistance of the house male.

... which will require some form of payment.

whatever it is, it'll be worth it. 
anything for another shocking color in the house.