new year's eve went like this:
8:30 a.m.: wake up, breakfast, daily news
9:30 a.m.: set up shop in the garage
9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m.: strip and stain a door. one run to lowe's for sand paper and more paint stripper.
8:30 p.m. - 11:30 p.m.: write a talk for my 9 a.m. speaking assignment at church the next day, wrapped in three blankets, two sweatshirts, two pants, two socks. my house is that cold.
11:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m.: apply a second coat of stain. clean up shop. go to bed wearing just as many layers of clothes.
that's the glamorous life i lead.
no need to tell me how you celebrated... i already feel sorry for you, knowing it wasn't nearly as awesome as my day.
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