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Friday, December 2, 2011

elevator conversation.

aubry enters at floor 0.
salt and pepper-y chain smoker holding a single slice of german chocolate cake enters at 1.

man: it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
aubry: sure is.
man: you have a great haircut.
aubry: thank you.
man: do you watch ncis?
aubry: no, i don't.
man: there's a woman on that show called pauley perrette. turn it on sometime. she's a real cutie. and so are you.
aubry: thank you.

i got off on my floor, and immediately googled pauley perrette.
and now i'm irritated.
and a little self conscious.


someone tell me it's not true.
SOMEONE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!


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