dolce + gabbana.

the other day, i funked my regular saturday-morning-visit-to-the-ross-shoe-aisle schedule and stopped in on a friday night.

my guest bath needed a quick makeover before the weekend and i just KNEW they'd have the soap dish and matching shower curtain i was seeking.

*kidding.*

the shoe aisle is next to the shower curtain matching soap dish aisle, so i peeked in.

there i found the ultimate team of meth head mom and her meth head son

running circles through the exact two aisles i needed -

the 7s and the 8s.

i mean... METH HEADS. without question.

mh mom was talking to herself about how great the kanye west insipred flourescent hightops would be with that one thing she bought last week

while mh son was throwing shoes over the tops of the aisles for his mom to see.

*incoming spice girl heel*

and then.

AND THEN.

my favorite line of the night:

"mom! MOM! do you see this? it's a dolce! you've GOT TO GET these dolce and gabbana shoes. they're only $12.99!"

mh mom wouldn't know the difference.

neither would anyone in that entire store that night for that matter.

{especially the brown girl i overheard talking to her friend on the phone who said "i'm just looking for something to wear out tonight." sick.}

but i knew the difference.

dolce and gabbana shoes can be found at saks for $695.

dolce shoes can be found at ross for $12.99.

but that kid celebrated like a miner panning for gold.

further adding to the charm of shopping at ross.