here's the thing - i roll my eyes when i read {or skip} other bachelor recaps on blogs but i skip a season and the crowds go wild. so we're doing this.
i think the premiere episodes are always really boring and contrived. we're like 38 seasons into the bachelor franchise and all the normal ideas have been used, abused, and recycled. the ones desperate enough to be on this show by now feel compelled, for some reason, to out-do their bachelor ancestors which leaves us with the off the wall grandma/horseback/silent treatment techniques that - if i were ben - would make me pee my pants with fright at the thought of finding a mate among this crowd.
i don't dig it until we're 4 or 5 episodes in when the lame-o's have been weeded out and we really find our few favs. so, i'm bored.
but first, and most importantly, i'm mad. MAD at chris harrison and the other bachelor figure-heads for using this year's love {my favorite song ever} as the ben theme song. mad...
jenna, the blogger, is in my sights. she's an emotional little thing, but i have to stand in her corner against that weirdo bully from salt lake. besides, she has dream hair. {can you imagine the traffic spikes that hit her site the second she said the word "blogger" on national television. savvy move, girlfriend.}
i don't dare hope for slc to catch a break in the bachelor realm... because there's nothing redeemable about a bach-ette's behavior, but FOR CRYING OUT LOUD the lessssss lover? stop it. or claim ogden.
everything else was borrrrrring. i did laugh at the girl who described herself as "nice, normal, italian, scottish, and native american". i'm going to start throwing out my minority status when i meet a man.
oh, and ben likes the model. it's the year of the brunette.
thoughts? favorites? guesses?
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