i'm one of those.

i took the pledge to make my car a no phone zone.
which means:

no texting while driving

{or emailing or facebooking or downloading apps or... or... or...}

talking hands-free if needs be

WHICH MEANS

i bought one of those hands-free bluetooth headsets today

WHICH MEANS

i am one of those she-tools

WHICH MEANS

i'm one of those crazies who talks with her hands to no one at all

WHICH MEANS

i hate my life.

...but i really love oprah

{and safe driving, i s'pose}