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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

who what where when why wednesday.

i've been wanting to ask this one for a long time...

q:

how much does your face cost?


a:

{mom... start counting your creams...}




look - i like nice things. i don't like wet n' wild. i don't even like loreal. i like bobbi brown. and dior.

i was introduced to fine things at an early age... and as my mom so nicely put it, when she bought me my first michael kors handbag - "now, aubry, are you ready for this? because once you go down the road of a designer handbag, you can't go back to a purse from ross."

it was a challenge i readily accepted.

the same holds true for my face.

so, from start to finish, here we go {usually applied in this order}:

dove face wash - $5.99
dior blush - $39.00
three eye shadows at any given time - $14.50 x 3 = $43.50

______________________________
total: $415.49

now, robin, mom, jen... i expect answers from you... and i expect it to be somewhere near my total.

this is completely shameful... in a i-still-stand-behind-my-make-up-purchase-making-decisions-all-the-way kind of way.

oh, and in case "high maintenance" thoughts are floating around in your head, just know that i can put it all on in less than 10 minutes... and am in the shower and out the door in about 30 minutes in the morning.

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