Jams n stuff

DIRT DIRT DIRT... Nuf Said.

Jedi jam.... Shit yes!

16th April 2011 – Spa Park Taupo
17th April 2011 – Taupo Skate Park

Maybe Colony were onto something?

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! 

a loop hole.

The Project: day 11

with a sudden change of plans {i'm about to legally change my name to aubry change of plans bennion}, i magically ended up at nordstrom with brooke.

i knowwwwwww.....

putting myself in the middle of nordstrom on a saturday afternoon is like inviting a drunk to a night at the bar.... or a sending a crack addict to the walmart in on 13th south in slc.

the rules of The Project state that i'm allowed to buy makeup.  i assume it means when my concealer tube empties, i'm allowed to refill... to avoid wandering the world with zombie-like dark circles under my eyes.  

after visiting brass plum {where i wanted that belt} and j.crew {where i wanted everything... especially that perfect plaid button down} and the entire shoe department {i wanted those sperry's, and *gasp* for the first time ever a pair of not-so-ugly toms, the oxfords, and especially those coral pumps...}  i took full advantage of the makeup loop hole and bought myself blush. 

tarte's tipsy, to be specific.

it scratched the itch and i didn't break any rules.

not technically, anyway.

he's here!

 honestly....... two babies in one week has me BURSTING

mason james

02.25.11  |  1:54 p.m.  |  8 lbs 0 oz  |  20 inches 

sweet baby mason came exactly on schedule through c-section to jeff and lucy while his older brothers were spoiled and pampered by his grandma and grandpa.

he looks exactly like his oldest brother jared and is as handsome as can be.

and just like baby jared - he's spending the first couple days of his life in the nicu working on his breathing.

i can't wait to get myself to san diego and squeeeeeze him with some auntly lovin'.

it's really just too much for me to handle.