resolutions.

i've made a million of them so far. floss more regularly, fold my laundry in a more timely manner (darn that window seat that so kindly provides a home to my laundry...), read my scriptures every night, make my bed every morning, take more photos, practice my photoshop skills, etc.

and so far, so good. i mean, it's january 5th... so i guess i'm 5 days strong and only 360 to go, right?

but... first and foremost on my list:

CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET.

what you don't see in this picture is the laundry basket on the floor, FULL of my "wearable clothes"... ya know, the 20% of my wardrobe that i wear 80% of the time....

i cannot possibly fit ONE MORE hanger in that closet. it's physically impossible. the laws of space defy it.

... and don't even get me started on my cardigan collection... just out of screen shot.

but, someone please notice the PERFECT color coordination (followed by stripes and prints...). and the disasterous amounts of black and white. yikes.

kawan kawan..(LAMA)

lepa kta ak ni PEngasut setia ! adakah benar?? ak xpham laaa...mmbr yg pnh bek suatu ketika dluw dh buag ak sebb bf?? adakah manusia itu cilaka?? mmg ya! cilaka! bf dy tuduh ak yg hasut awek dy(mmbr cek)..! tlg la weh!! buag masa ak nk hasut dy...! ak bt sbb dy.! ak cakp pon sbb mmbr ku!! ak bela mmbr ku..!! fuck! ak gak yg kena...! dbenci!! ak benci mmbr pmpuan ! suka sagt ikt cakp jantan! bodo ja!! skunk dy xkn contct ku dh! sbb dy takot bf dy tggai dy?? adakah itu bermaksud bodo!??? hah! mmg bodo.! ak xpham laaa..awt la lepa suka sgt caya kt boy yg kurag bedunia...urmmm..ak xcaya mmbr ku leh bela bf dy dari mmbr bek dy sndri.?? bek ka??/ enth laaa... urmmm... ak mcm org bodo jaa..dok contct dy..tp dy..mcm babi..! so hell 2 say.! dy cibai..! bf mmg bf...tp kene pk sama... mana btoi mana salah...xsmsti nya suma nya btoi. kt bf.? pk dluw...ak xhasut hg... ak tlg ag..ag yg suruh ku bg hin hin kt dy.? tp ak yg kena? ish.! hg nk kebebasan ag guna ak...tp ag xreti nk pkiaq ! ak byk bt mcm2 kt ag.! bodo! ak skit xbkira.!! awat laaa... mmbr2 pmpuan suma nya bodo2 belaka?? klo syg kne tlak tepi mmbr?? nnty hag ssh .. hg cari mmbr nyaaaa.... hg nk cari sapa lg klo bkn mmbr....ish ...ak heran laaa... heran! ak dok ngajaq dy bedunia dgn dunia ak....ak tau msti bf dy pk ak ni jhat.! hahah....bodo dok bg awek teperap kt celah hg ja.. mmpoih gak..! 24hour bekasih kasihan.. adoi...geli kot.!..



so kepada mmbr2 pmpuan yg trigin nk bermmbr dgn aku...jgn laa! sbb ak ni kuat pengasut.! haha pengasut sejati kata kn... ak xsuka pmpuan bodo... tlg k? klo ag nk bt suci depan ak bley p mmpoih...ak tarak mau tgk mmbr2 ak dok tikam2 aku...dok hina2 aku... dok xreti nk pkiaq mana btoi mana salah...? ish2...xpyh dok galak nk kwn dgn aku.? pham? jgn judge ak klo ag xkenai ak... klo ag xleh trima ak..org2 mcm ni..bley p gali kubuq sndrii...ak xperlu ampa dh dlm idup ak...ramai mmbr ak yg leh tlg ak selain dari ampa yg xleh trima ak!!! end..haha

flm.

= fetchin' liar mouth.

a long time ago, amalia worked on a road widening/reconstruction project in sandy and met a dude named jim jones. the craziest mormon you've ever met. he was rough and tough... a genuine construction worker. 'cept he never cursed. he made up alternates. whenever we'd come to him with complaints from property owners, he'd always call them fetchin' liar mouths.

and from there, we got "flm".

today - i tribute the flm's of the world. to those who lie for no good reason. if you're lying... you're likely doing something shady... and you deserved to be called an "flm".

word.