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i got a text messag this morning from a number i didn't have stored in my phone.  i know a jessie.... but she just got married three weeks ago.... so her question kiiiind of caught me off guard. there are 3404835286 people she'd ask advice of before me.... not to mention to stupid text message language she was using.....

this is how it went:

stranger: hey, this is jessie i jst had a question? do u have any suggestions for a girl name? i was jst wond u dont have to answer if u dont want
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

aubry: jessie... newlywed jessie?

I SHOULD  HAVE IGNORED IT

stranger: no marandas sister

USE YOUR PUNCTUATION

aubry: sorry.... i think you have the wrong number! i've got a lot of girl name suggestions, though!

WHY AM I NICE TO STRANGERS?

stranger: k let me hear them

PLEASE?

aubry: *gives up the coveted list of future girl baby names to a stranger in a text*

I TOLD HER MY SECRETS.

 

no reply.  i guess she didn't like 'em.....

i revealed my secrets for nothing!