dear scott,

let me start out by saying

I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED, THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, DREAMING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, PLANNING ON GETTING MARRIED, OR PINING AWAY FOR A MAN TO GET MARRIED TO.

{and anyone who thinks it might be kosher to joke about such should just remember this is a semi-public venue.}

but i know some people who are. and so, i have wedding on the brain.

and in my hunt for wedding inspirations, i came across this oscar de la renta dress.

all i'm saying is... i don't want a wedding party. i don't want a reception. i don't want the mess. i would like a marriage ceremony... and just a marriage ceremony. additionally, i would like to wear something pretty that day...

so, scott bennion - if you're only going to pay for one thing... can it please be this dress?