hype.

1. i read the books.

2. all of them. late at night. couldn't put them down.

3. i gagged myself the whole way through.

4. i saw the first movie.

5. i gagged myself the whole way through.

6. i was hated among the female race for it.

7. i think robert pattinson is the worst of the bunch.

8. oh wait, nevermind. it's jasper, fo sho.

9. i will see the next movie.

10. and i will gag myself the whole way through.

11. i don't even like dakota fanning.

12. but i will see it.

13. above all, i want to remind everyone of what a b stephanie meyer is/was. remember my twilight tour last year? and remember how her sister went to prison for the dance studio debacle?

14. remember all that when you see the movie and remember that stephanie meyer was a mean girl who got lucky with her crazy vampire dream.