who what where when why... thursday?

{lounging on the beach is not so conducive to blogging... i apologize for the delay.}

q:

when did you know you were an adult?

a:

when i moved away from home? no.

{i was still 17 years old. technically, not an adult at all.}

when i got my first credit card? hardly.

{we all know that anyone with a pulse can get a credit card...}

when i voted for the first time? possibly.

{mailed in my absentee ballot. pretty lack-lustre all the way around}

when i signed my name to a mortgage? maybe.

{i still think they should hold auditions for this kind of stuff...}

when i became a landlord? kind of.

{it's easy when we're all friends...}

when i became a costco member? definitely.

{only adults get a thrill from toilet paper and cheap meat}