raise your hand if...

... you've ever had a conversation like this?

aubry: "hi, i need to talk to someone in your, um,... food services department...?"
{mental thought: "is that what they're called? i mean, it's not a catering service, right? i'm talking to a jail here...}
davis county correctional facilities receptionist: "okay."

*davis county correctional facility hold music plays*

davis county correctional facility food services head chef: "catering, this is paul"
{mental thought: jail food really IS catered!"}
aubry: can i speak with someone who might know a little something about your chicken nuggets?"
paul: you're talking to him.
aubry: can you tell me where i can get your chicken nuggets?
paul: aaah, sorry, we don't have those anymore! they were an opportunity buy. certain menu items come and go, we usually switch it up every couple months. we haven't had those for a while.
aubry: are you telling me that my friend went to jail for the exact six months that you had chicken nuggets... and you haven't had them since?
paul: unfortunately so.
aubry: hmm... looks like i'll have to go with tyson chicken. thank you.
paul: you're welcome.