what? that's right. sephora. jc penney. riverdale.
dear sephora,
of all the places in utah, you chose riverdale. real klassy. i hope, i hope, i hope you decide to get legit and put a REAL store downtown when all is said and done.
after all, we were voted #1 vainest city by forbes mag. and we did this all on our own... without your help. just imagine the vanity when you finally make your appearance.
thank you, however, for providing me a place {even if it means i have to step foot inside a jc penney... in weber county...} to stock up on my stila, lorac, and obnoxious urban decay products.
aubry.
after recovering from disbelief... and my laughing attack... i got right down to business and started in on selecting my purchases.
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