personal finances.

i have an appointment with my financial advisor today to discuss the diversification of my portfolio and new options for retirement.

since when did i become a person responsible enough to have a financial advisor? 

it goes like this:

i'd rather

1.  listen to glenn beck...

2.   write the mechanic a $700 check for car problems he promises me exist...

3.  fold and put away my laundry for the rest of my life...

than talk to a stranger about my personal finances.

but until i meet someone saving enough for 2-401k's and willing to cover me under his life insurance policy, i'm stuck talking to strangers about my money.