this is for real.

you know how they say cain {of cain and abel} still roams the earth?

i think he's taken the form of an old boss of sooooomeonnnnnne i know.

how do i know?

because i have record of it in an email:

hey,

i would like you to carry a notebook with you when ever you are with me because when we were going through the presentations yesterday i asked you to email me so-and-so's photos and give me my cd's.

i am here at the office doing it myself now.  i do not like doing thigns myself.

also, your co-worker has informed me that you have cut your hair.  she did assure me that it is not as short or as dark as mine, but this concerns me for two reasons.  first, because we have pictures next week and i cannot cancel the appointment.  i hope your new hair is acceptable. second, i have told you time and time again that if you want to capture the heart of one mr. future husband, you are going to need to lose ten pounds and keep the long hair because it thins your face. every time you have threatened to cut your hair i have told you this.

i am sure you look cute.  you are a beautiful girl. i am just trying to be your "big sis" and give you advice.  sometimes men will not get to know the personality because they cannot see past the superficial.  and i knw you are funny sometimes but that is not what will get you a mate.

also, i cannot find my stapler.

signed,

cain.

cain lives in north salt lake.