who what where when why wednesday.

q:

if you had a personal assistant/maid, what would they do for you?

a:

1.  check my voicemail.

my real life icon: bethenny frankel and her man slave, max.

2.  put away my laundry.

3.  have dinner on the table by the time i arrive home.

4.  drive me places in the winter.

5.  find my stapler.

let's break it down.

i HATE checking my voicemail. 20 voicemails a day will do that to a girl.

the laundry problem persists.

a california import in utah.  not much needs to be said about that.

the stapler.  let's just say, jen used to work for cain.  i'll email you the story if you want.  it's far too repulsive to be published on the world wide web.