a true LOL moment

tonight tiff, heather and i were playing band hero on the wii. it's lots and lots of fun! this particular disk has many "current" songs that i actually know the words to which makes it even better. anyway, we were playing along and came to a new "gig" where the best song option was "kung fu fighting". (UN)luckily for me, it was my turn on the mic and i started to sing. of course, everyone knows the chorus of this song. who doesn't like to make those karate chop sounds, right!?

well - i would like to fill you in on some of the other lyrics in this classic tune. i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard....the lyrics struck me as hilarious and i was laughing/crying/not breathing. take a look at the lyrics...i have highlighted my favourite parts for your reading pleasure....

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

I don't know what it was, but they seemed so funny at the time...nothing stereotypical about these lyrics at all. anyway, consider this your "you learn something new everyday" moment. i learned and laughed out loud at this one!