goop.

have you signed up for your *ridiculous* weekly goop newsletter?

ya know, the website that has become a portal into the fabulous life of gwenyth paltrow?... or so she may think.

it's the website that offers you an alternative to the master cleanse, provides her recommendations to her favorite lodging and eateries in london {as if the average reader is going to step up to her lifestyle!?}, and my personal favorite... seen here.

it's entertaining, to say the least. one week she's spilling her soul on her passion for a vegan lifestyle. the next week she's telling tales of schmoozy dinners with emeril lagasse and mario batalli. {she's a fool if she doesn't think emeril secretly bammed! a little pork fat into the schmuckity schmuck meal......}

entertaining, i tell you. sign up. let's compare notes.